May 5
2009

Ulduar is for chumps. Chumps like us.

Razorscale down because Hotsoup wasn’t there.

razorscale2

Ignis down in spite of Hotsoup being there.

ignis

Not pictured, also not alive, Flame Leviathan.

Mar 4
2009

Dragon Toon kills ALL bosses!

Malygos down!

We’ve been working on it for awhile with steady progress and today we finished. Nice job everyone. Three drakes await.

Jan 20
2009

Dragon Toon Finishes Construct Quarter!

thaddius
horsemangluth

So we killed Gluth. Then we killed Thaddius. Sparks were flying. After that we decided to let the BTEAM get some playing time and went to kill four horsemen. Then some people decided they didn’t like our previous AWESOME four horseman screenshot with Hotsoup in it, so we took another one after killing him.

Grats to everyone on the lewt! Finish Naxx next week?

Jan 14
2009

Dragon Toon starts final wing!

patchwerkgrobbulus

We killed Patchwerk without ever hitting the enrage timer. We killed Grobbulus without Mattlagoosh ever blowing up the group. I’d say it was a good night. Grats to Merilith, Panthro, Rhataghast, and whoever won the pally loot shard. Oh yeah, we have 0 paladins in the guild, so if you are one reading this…you should apply…that whatever pally loot could have been yours!

Nice work everyone. Two bosses left till we have two bosses left.

Jan 13
2009

Hotsoup kills Four Horseman and ninjas loot!

four-horseman

With his LEET dps Hotsoup somehow managed to solo the Four Horseman in Naxxazhan for a server first one man kill. Grats on the shoulders Hotsoup. Also, grats on the chest Arthez. Military wing clear for us!

Jan 8
2009

Dragon Toon raids, bosses die!

Hotsoup got a sweet new bow. Eilio got a sweet new ring. Someone else might have gotten something, but Hotsoup wasn’t paying attention. The most impressive part is that Mattlagoosh lived through a boss fight. Grats to Matt!

gothik

razuvious

archavon

Jan 7
2009

Loatheb gives free blowjobs to DT warlocks!

loatheb

Well, maybe not, but he did give them a ton of loot. Nice job healers on healing a lot when the boss won’t let you heal at all and nice job DPS doing 6.5 million damage in a relatively short period of time. Grats to Chordia on the shoulders and Eilio on the staff. Plague wing clear!

Jan 6
2009

Hotsoup’s dance moves top Heigan!

Heigan dead!

It may have taken all night and Mattlagoosh may have never made it past phase 2, but we eventually killed this guy. Grats to Arthez and Eilio on the loot. Solid play by those who lived!

Dec 31
2008

Dragon Toon kills many new bosses in one raid

Sartharion Dead.

Maexxna Dead.

Noth dead.

 

Pwnt Sartharion cause we decided we wanted to rock him on the second attempt. Monkeyspank got an awesome ring, Merilith got some sweet gloves and a massive sack, and Kharna got a bag of goodies. Then we went and 1 shot Maexnna (Monkey with another sweet ring and Chordia also with a ring) and Noth (Hotsoup with some boots and something else to someone far less important). Simplesauce. Grats to everyone on the loot…most importantly, grats to Hotsoup on the sweet boots and awesome gloves. You rock Hotsoup!

Dec 23
2008

Grand Widow Faerlina is no longer a widow…she is dead…

We moved on from Anub’Rekhan (lolzboss) to Faerlina (lolzboss) and pwnt her. Simple boss if you know how to stop dps and start dps when Hotsoup tells you to do so. This boss was clearly implemented to teach people to listen to what Hotsoup says. 

I honestly can’t find the screenshot of this kill to upload. Don’t worry, it was a horrible one anyway. I told everyone to make a circle and they made a shape that I don’t know the name of. It was disastrous. Probably better that I hit “Insert” instead of “Print Screen” anyway.